I felt a right tit
I have unfortunately subjected innocent passers by to my accidental nudity a few times, but this one is the most recent.
Earlier this year I had a bad fall which left ( among other things) both my breasts black and blue.
I had to do an examination every day to check for any swellings.
As I dont live at ground level and the only building across from me with direct view into my living room is a church, nudity is safe.
So there Iam one afternoon, sitting there with my boobs out prodding and poking.
Glance up to see a ladder against the roof of the church hall, gaze idly wanders round to see a man standing on the roof looking directly into my room *cries*

the right one still hurts but i'm too traumatised by the last mammogram to do it again any time soon


length?
about 2 feet to the right to where I cant be seen
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(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 28 May 2009, 22:06, 3 replies)

ouch!
*hugs*
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:06, closed)

Thanks :)
I'm built like Jordan.
Unfortunately mine are real so I didnt bounce like a rubber ball, just went splat
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 28 May 2009, 23:42, closed)

splat
Still painful nonetheless, I'm sure.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:49, closed)