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There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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If this had happened recently I think would have been arrested
As I mentioned in an earlier post I have done accidental nudity a few times.
Back in the late 80s myself and a few male friends went wandering into a secluded Yorkshire Dale.
We were looking for mushrooms but found ourselves by a river with a small waterfall way off the beaten track.
It was a hot day so we decided to take a dip.
The water was very cold so the guys didnt stay in for very long.
Shrinkage seems to be an issue ;)
I love swimming naked in wild water so I was still submersed when they got out.
I wallowed for a while longer then got out.
Didnt want to put on my dry clothes over my wet self , so seeing as we were far away from any habitation I thought I would walk back to the car naked and drip dry.
On the last stretch we came face to face with 3 young teenage lads.
The guys smirked and I just held my head up and walked by with a cheery 'good afternoon'
I did look back before we rounded the corner to see the 3 boys still standing there with jaws dropped.
Once back at the car where I got dressed, the guys made funny comments about how those lads will not be believed if they tell the others at school what they saw.
Hey lads we saw a naked lady!
Is funny now, but back then OMFG I could have been done for being a perv
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 0:48, 1 reply)
having
Once been a teenage male myself in the mists of time seeing a female in the buff in the wild would have probably driven masturbatory fantasies for the wee scrotes for ages afterwards. On this basis, have a click for public service provision!

From a more serious perspective - being able to drip-dry ftw.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 7:56, closed)

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