underwater womb
On Melbourne's Mornington peninsula where I grew up there was a beach called Sunnyside. A couple of weeks after christmas when I was around 10 years of age, I was happily testing out my new mask and snorkel in the bay there. I followed the little fishies around the point and into the next bay, totally oblivious to the airy world above the surface. Then boosh!, there right in front of me were two sets of legs replete with furry hamburgers, only a few feet away. I stood up in the waist deep water and took of my mask to find I'd emerged in dick pussy city. I'd managed to discover the private Sunnyside South nude beach, a subject that popped up often in our adolescent conversations many times thereafter.
Maybe because of this, years later when the wife and I were in Brazil, I suggested we check out a nearby nude beach. After a difficult walk over hill in the hot sun where I managed to destroy a flip flop, we got there only to discover she was the only woman there. It wasn't a gay beach, just all sausage no fish. you can never recreate those childhood experiences
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 29 May 2009, 2:46, 2 replies)

Sunnyside
Is a nice little restaurant in Sorrento.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:22, closed)

as is
'All Sausage no Fish' in Halifax.
(Discreditor wants the dream to come true, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:55, closed)