Playground rape and violation
A few years ago at the age of 16, a few of my friends and I were sitting in a playgroud late at night, guzzling cheap cider.

My mate Craig was sitting on a swing (the type with the chains)spinning himself round as you do, winding the chains round each other and getting higher and higher. He let go, so the swing started spinning the other way.

What happened next will make me laugh forever. His combat trousers caught in the links of the chain, as the spinning increased in speed, so did the rate at which his trousers were demolished, wound up and torn from his body. He lost his balance and was flailing horizontally to the swing. As the spinning stopped, he was thrown clear, with his todger on full display to a crowd of about 15 girls and boys.

Length? The boy was well endowed, let's put it that way.
(Sir General ***WoW***, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:41, Reply)