And suddenly there was an arse!
It was a Friday night and a group of us had gone out to our local pub, with nearly all of us being gay, our pub of choice was the gay pub in town. The biggest difference between gay pubs and straight pubs is that straight pubs don't have rather graphic posters everywhere telling guys to rubber up before a shag! It really can be quite revolting.

So we were sat at a table when John the Landlord came into the bar with his Boyfriend and both of them were dressed in leather shorts, a black mesh vest and black Dr Martens. They were off to a Bondage party in town and were suitably dressed. My friend Paul commented that John had a loose boot lace, so John bent over to tie the said lace.

The leather shorts were backless and as I turned to talk to another friend, I was faced by John's puckered arse! The bastard had done it deliberately and Paul was in fits.

Cheers John where ever you are, you were one on a million.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, Reply)