Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Gallows humourMy 80 y.o. m.i.l. was in hospital, having being diagnosed with cancer - they'd just operated (large intestine) and removed a tumour, she was on post op morphine.
Rather bewildered as a consequence, she offered to show us her scar, forgetting that she was a) shaved b)commando.
"Ooh, that's a nasty gash!" I said, sympathetically.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, 3 replies)
LolSympathetically and truthfully, I'm sure.
(, Sat 30 May 2009, 4:09, closed)
One of those momentsyou think of *exactly* the right thing to say!
(, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:39, closed)
At first glanceI thought you'd written m.i.l.f and was thinking eeeeww 80yr old Milf!
Your actual story was far worse! Thanks
*click
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:52, closed)
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