Just because it's annoying me
Do remember that when you see a surprise todger, what's important is how big it is hard. No one should care how big it is soft. (Yes, yes, what's *really* important is what you do with it, but let's not get picky). The only advantage gained by being a 'shower' rather than a 'grower' is that you need more supportive pants..

Of course, if you do find some perv wanking away in a public place, the correct phrase to use - even if they have a huge cock - is 'that's almost like a cock, only much smaller'.

Anyway, a story. I was out mountain biking, when I noticed a guy on a bridge near some ancient lead mines. He was dressed in some sort of tracksters/wetsuit with his cock out and a camera taking him as he pissed on the ground. The smell of piss filled the air.

I presume it was some form of golden showers porn he was trying to film, but seeing as a) that's not my thing and b) he was pretty gross, I just rode on. ewww.
(syllopsium, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:28, Reply)