Tenerife Chesticles
Long ago a group of us went to Tenerife for a couple of weeks. One lad had his two sisters with him, and all three were as straight-laced as a BNP member's DM. NO chance of one of their nipples getting any sun.

Anyhow, off to the waterpark for a day, where one girl gets on those large innertubes, where you hold on with both hands and go down a very twisty and lumpy water slide.

My mate and I spotted his sister just as she was coming around the last bend, when WHUMP, up she went and both jubblies broke free. Seeing her frantically trying to get them under control, hold on to the innertube and maintain some dignity was only second to the pleasure I got telling her brother that she had nice norks, but why was he looking at them?
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Fri 29 May 2009, 19:54, Reply)