Odd visitations
One night I pulled this Welsh bird called Judith. I'd recently started hanging out with a new bunch of people, and while one guy was always trying to act the alpha male, as soon as I got to know all of them, Judith and I totally had eyes for each other.

Problem was, I still lived at home with my mum, but we were quiet and fairly discreet after copping off for the first time. But when I pulled open my curtains the next morning, there was a massive crowd of people waiting for me outsides, gazing up at me standing there naked as the day as I was born, and cheering. Then they claimed I was the messiah! I don't think my cock was that impressive.
(McChinaman banned, Sat 30 May 2009, 11:17, 2 replies)

When in relaity
You were just a very naughty boy!
(Scritty Bakerman., Sat 30 May 2009, 13:40, closed)

That's
What my mum said
(McChinaman banned, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:17, closed)