Probably the most relevant thing I can whip out
There have been quite a few nights where my friends have been startled by a pair of tits or a todger, but often, it will be their own.

Let me explain. There are two incidents that could nicely illustrate this.

Incident the First
Edinburgh Fringe Festival. I was up for a few days. Many, MANY strange things ahppened (including the guy I was kind of with getting with the boy I had been trying to set him up with, then having a fag, deciding he didn't like the taste in his mouth, and instead of brushing his teeth, he instead took a swig of undiluted absinthe on top of all the booze he'd had before...then got into bed with a boy known to take advantage of such situations. But that wasn't unexpected nudity, that was another story), but this one fits the bill. There was a certain girl, who we'll call E, who got very drunk. And very naked. 15 year old busty blonde? The camera phones were out! Including her's, as she was too pished to keep an eye on it. The resulting image of her displaying the fleshy orbs was set as a screensaver. The phone is then returned to her person, and she is none the wiser.
A few days later, one of the perpetrators gets an angry text asking why there are nudey pictures of her on her phone. Bet that would be a shock when you have your phone out, then BOOM, it's your tits. Poor girl.
They were rather nice, though, actually.

Incident the Second
Much the same, but involving The Pet and a couple of his friends having a drinking game using seven bottles (the big ones) of Leffe. Look at us, we're the new fucking bourgeois. Anyway. The Pet tells me he has hazy memories of J stripping off and hugging everyone, and waking up to his todger as the background on his phone.
I'm round at his after my ball, and seeing as I didn't want to get my balldress smokey, I remove it. Seeing as my bra is pinching a bit, I remove that too. So just lying on a teenage boy's bed (The Pet is younger than me by a couple of years, and we're not sexually involved - just intimate :) ) in tights and knickers (and a feather headpiece too). He didn't see me take my bra off, so I guess that could count, but hey. I mention that it was a shame I didn't see J naked, and he replied "It's very good you weren't here, the amount we were drinking you would have passed out and he probably would have tea-bagged you or something."

Length? I've never seen The Pet's, but he's a bass, so his balls are probably huge.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sat 30 May 2009, 14:40, Reply)