Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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(,)(,)I was nursing my stereotypical* (ex) mother-in-law through a bout of shingles, many moons ago. On bringing her luchtime soup in the one day, she was asleep, so i gently woke her. For some reason she decided to grab two fistfulls of her nightshirt as she yawned and stretched her hands over her head....
Nanny did indeed have "long fat boobies with blue lines on"
*bitchcow, miserable, nosey, gossipy, racist, road rage,did i say racist?, passive-agressive and hates cats
(, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:55, Reply)
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