Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Do animals count?I was helping my Dad on his farm last week. Dad was checking the sheep for ticks and lice, and generally showing me what to look out for.
Suddenly and without warning, he started singing a catchy little tune to himself. I can't remember the exact lyrics, but it went something along the lines of:
"I'm done shearing all my sheep,
I've castrated the head ram,
So, the healthiest I'll keep,
for tonight’s roast dinner - lamb"
(Chorus - all)
"la la la la la"
'Well - THAT came from nowhere!' I commented.
'Yes' he said
... 'It was an "unexpected Ewe ditty" '
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:13, Reply)
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