Does it count if mine was the unexpected nudity?
As you'll all have noticed, we've recently been host to a wonderful heatwave.

Given that my flat is like a chuffing oven as soon as sunlight hits it, we have to keep all the windows open, which also means every fly and his dog bombs in.

My friend, having recently read a top tip on this site, was trying to hoover up all the flies when another flatmate strolled in and asked what he was doing.

"The flies are back, it's the first sign of summer' he told him.

'Christ, not the flies again.'

'I know, it won't be long til we're walking about naked again.'

'No, I don't think you'll be doing that again this year.'

After over-hearing this conversation from my room, and given that I'd woke up stark bollock, I decided to time my stroll down the hall perfectly with his damning of fancy free nudity.

This resulted in my friend falling over laughing while the other fella turned round to see me, cock out and grinning like an idiot.

I don't think we'll be missed once we move.
(shinobiboabi, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:24, Reply)