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This is a question Unexpected Nudity

There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!

Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.

(suggested by wanderingjoe)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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She does keep asking
if I'll take a look at her pussy. I just assumed she wanted to show me her minge.

How embarrassing, she must have meant her cat all along.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:36, 1 reply)
or her minge.
Could be she has a thing for Vets?

P'raps you could pretend?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:43, closed)
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I've told her to get it out, but she just looks at me blankly and mumbles something about it not being there, or it not being the right time, or something.

Maybe she's just a blithering idiot.




Or, maybe I'm the blithering idiot. I've been told as much before, and it's really quite likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, closed)

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