Sea boobs?
"Why don't we all go for a swim in the sea?" Enquired one bright spark, only minutes after we'd finished shovelling food down our throats.

"Yay!" I exclaimed, "I'm just going to finish my pint and have a fag and I'll be there." Clever lad, me.

"Um..." Pipes up a brighter spark "...are you sure it's the best idea. I mean, we've just eaten, and you've all drunk quite a lot, and the sea does look rather rough."

"Fuck off." We chime in unison and there's a sudden charge seawards, leaving only me and the brighter spark behind.

Not wanting to be left out, the sensible one decides that a paddle wouldn't hurt, and trots down to the sea, gingerly stripping her t-shirt off as she reaches the water's edge like the shy, body-conscious teenager she clearly never left behind.

At first she only paddles in the shallows, but the calls from the group to venture further finally wear her down and she wades out, jumping the admittedly sizeable waves that are doing their utmost to push her back towards the beach.

From my vantage point I have a clear view of her deciding she doesn't fancy being in such deep water after all, and making her way back to the shallows. I also have a very clear view of the large wave that rises up behind her like a gang of vampires creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim, hands stretched out before them and ready to pounce.

And pounce is precisely what they do. The wave flattens her before I have a chance to shout "Um, there's a really big wave behind you that's going to flatten you if you're not careful and do something about it really quickly. Seriously, it's massive, its lurking like a gang of vampires creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim...".

Her feet suddenly appear where her head had been, then her head resumes its previous position, then both head and feet seem to occupy the exact same space for a few seconds before she rises up from the salty foam and stumbles about a bit, coughing and spluttering.

From my vantage point I have a perfect view of her unexpected tits that have made a bid for freedom from her swimming costume and are bouncing about rather un-erotically in time with her choking as she coughs half an ocean out of her lungs.
( Moey, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)