Tenuous story from my schooldays
Back when I was a yungun my formative years were spent being educated in a small comprehensive school in the deepest darkest valleys of south Wales (I'll call it Unpronounceable School for both the sake of anonymity and the fact it will be unpronounceable for most of you)

What started as quite a well respected school when I was in form one had descended to an underachieving cesspit of proto-chavs and thugs by the time sixth form was reached, due mainly to the school taking on all the rejects that the other schools in the area had expelled in a desperate attempt to keep numbers up.

This attempt to keep numbers up meant that the school open day was treated rather seriously by the staff, so in the days running up, many a teacher could be found running round like mongs on speed trying to make things at least look respectable.

This of course went completely over the heads of us senior pupils who spent all our time studying for our impending A levels. Otherwise known as pissing about in the common room, smoking special cigarettes on the playing fields and drawing crude pictures in MS Paint on the 6th form computer.



Apparently Head of Sixth Form, while showing a group of prospective parents and their loinfruit around the school was quite surprised to find that the desktop of the 6th form computer was no longer a crudely rendered version of the school crest.

Instead was a crudely rendered MS Paint image of a female student being made vigorously airtight by a group male students.

Any doubt as to what this was an artistic impression of were put to rest by the legend at the top of the screen...

"UNPRONOUNCEABLE SCHOOL SCRUBBERS FUCK TIL THEY BLEED!"
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, 2 replies)

"Being made vigourously airtight"
YES!! A new euphemism!
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:47, closed)

My pleasure!
Use it wisely...
( TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:44, closed)