Springtime Surprise
Ah, the awful Boston winter is at long last over. Time for cruising to places unknown and enjoying the first beautiful day of spring in my car with my buxom beauty by my side. While driving through exotic places (the next town over) we discover a state park empty of cars and decide to take a stroll. The posted notice stated that this park overlooks the ocean on three sides with just "a short walk then climb the hillside". Off we go down the trail enjoying the wooded forest, wow, how have we never discovered this place?

We find that the "short walk" is actually more than a mile...no matter we are young and the day is grand. Rounding a corner we see the "hill", or rather, the mini-mountain covered in grass with a few trees at the distant top. Undaunted, we scale this monolith and arrive at the most breathtaking experience we have ever had of an open grass expanse, blue blue ocean, the city of Boston, sailing ships, birds chirping, the perfect temperature, ahh what a day!

Suffice to say we threw our clothes off and right there on the very top on the open grass field we started to do the "Wild Thing".
Girl selected a position more suited to dogs and howling much louder than they ever could, I open my eyes briefly and notice but 20 feet away, ten or twelve (Oh My God!), OLD PEOPLE, well over the age of 60 discreetly observing our youth.

My first thoughts in quick succession were "Where The Hell Did They Come From?" "How The Hell Did They Climb That Mountain", and of course "Should I Tell my Girlfiend" and "Should I Stop". I never did answer the first two questions (I surmise transported space aliens, -may not be entirely true) but the last two answers were a decided "Screw That". Ahh the joys of manhood and being the decision-maker...
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(OMG-Hilarious, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:36, Reply)