Hospital nudity
I have several for this week, but this is just a quick one and a partial pea.

I have documented my stay in hospital and the ordeal with huge catheters a couple of years ago. As if that wasn't traumatic enough I was told I could go into the operating theatre with my boxer shorts and socks on to preserve some of my meagre dignity.

Upon waking in the recovery room and subsequently being rushed to the intensive care unit, I had a moment of clarity. It must have been the morphine kicking in or something. I turned to the nurse who was pushing the gurney I was lying on, with a face full of tubes and wires and said 'I haven't got any pants on have I?'.

She giggled a little and confirmed I was commando. But I want to know where they had gone. They were my favorite pair of boxers too, some bastard doctor had probably stolen them.

To this day I don't know where those boxers went or how they were removed without me knowing!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:49, 5 replies)

Boxers I can understand, but the socks
are your feet really that phallic?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:36, closed)

My feet are like two massive cocks!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 9:43, closed)

You know the rules
POIDH
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 10:07, closed)

Picture


You can see why I asked to keep my socks on.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:04, closed)

Indeed
scary feet you have there.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:09, closed)