*shudder*
One fine wet day in a town called Loughrea in Ireland my sister decided to walk into my room when I was getting changed for bed. Naturally I was naked. That isn't when the story is about. No, the unexpected nudity came when my dad got annoyed with the fight that ensued and threw me out into the middle of the street in the buff. Cue people staring oddly at the little naked kid under a car to hide his todger. I still have bad dreams.
(Daemonseed has your baby in a blender, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 12:42, 1 reply)

My mother used to threaten to do that to me when I was a little kid
and also to spank me, naked, on the front doorstep. I almost wish she'd gone ahead and done it now because even in the mid-60s she'd have got locked up for that.

Fucking lunatic.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 13:24, closed)