Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Hey MickeyJust remembered another one. I spent my underage drinking years in a pub full of Australians. This taught me a number of racist jokes, some creative swearing and how to hold my alcohol in the way only Australians can.
The pub was in Twickenham, so on any day rugby had ensued, it would be full of pissed-up Australians with a penchant for public nudity.
I was a "slow developer" and at the age of sixteen had never seen a naked man, until that fateful day. The stereo struck up the pop classic "Hey Mickey", and from around the corner burst a naked man, cock flapping in time to the song.
To this day I cannot hear this song without the image of bouncing, pale, hairy bollocks burned in front of my eyes.
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Queen of Cheesecake, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:48,
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It's funny you say that......'cause I've always thought that's just what the song sounds like...
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Ha-ha!Click for the reply!
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