Unexpected NudityThere you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
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chthonic, Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Were the tramps re-enacting the Two Tramps joke?y'know,
Tramp 1: Have you shit yourself?
Tramp 2: No!
Tramp 1: Yes you have, I can smell it!
Tramp 2: Nope, you're mistaken. I have NOT shit myself!
Tramp 1: You stink of shit. You HAVE shit yourself, haven't you?
Tramp 2: No, I have NOT.
Tramp 1: Look, I'll prove it.
*rips Tramp 2's crusty trousers clean off*
Tramp 1: Look! You're covered in shit!
Tramp 2: Oh, I thought you meant TODAY!
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