an arse in the church window
my friend was training to be a pastor for his church, and shared a flat on the church premises with a couple of other blokes. One morning someone was taking ages in the shower, and he was waiting around in a towel, so naturally he lobbed a load of cold water over the shower door. Shower bloke came running out to get him back and he ran into the sitting room and hid behind the curtains, losing his towel in the process.

He looked around to see a full top floor of a bus outside staring in surprise at the arse that had just appeared in the church window.
(teasus likes tea, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 22:43, Reply)