Not un-erotic at all...
The background: I'm good mates with a young lass who works in our office. We're both bored at work, so spend a fair bit of the day emailing each other about everything and nothing. Since she lives round the corner from my house, we go out for a few drinks every once in a while. There's a little light flirting, but that's it - I'm married and she lives with her fella. Plus there's a 10-year age gap, which makes me feel like a dirty old man when I think of her in "that way". She's lovely though, in every sense of the word - she has a great personality and is as fit as a butchers dog.

The unexpected nudity: a couple of months back, there's just the two of us in our office and she says "Scouse, I'm trying to save this file to my pen drive and it says there no room. What's wrong?"
I then go for the obvious "there's probably no room left on your pen drive" To which she does her crap girlie impression and goes "ScooOOOooooouse! Can you come help?"
So I wander over to her PC to help. I point and she clicks. We go through her pen drive, deleting all the crap she doesn't need. There'sa folder called "Wednesday", so I get her to right click - properties and discover it's about 300 meg. So I say "what's that?"
"no idea", she says and opens the folder. Turns out it's full of jpg's, all called stuff like DCN0001.jpg so she double clicks on the first one.

And reveals an image of herself, naked, lying on a bed. She screams "OhMyGodMeAndMarkWereDrunkAndHeTookSomePicturesAndIPutThemOnHereToKeepThemSafe!" and slams her hands onto the screen, covering her ladygarden and 32E boobs (I asked). At which point, I say "you do know you're gonna have to move a hand away to close that picture, don't you?"

Yay. 21-year-old boobs!

I keep asking her for copies, but she's having none of it.

Length? Considerably longer after that...
(ScousersPet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 12:56, 3 replies)

Great
Sounds like a good begining to a Razzle Mag story!!
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:45, closed)

I wouldn't mind...
... it having a good Razzle Mag ending, especially along the lines of "and my wife wanted to meet her as well!" but, alas, 'tis not meant to be.
(ScousersPet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:51, closed)

You lucky bastard!
I would say POIDH, but if she's not going to play along then I guess there's not much you can do.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:50, closed)