Unexpected Nudity
There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
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( , Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
There you are minding your own business, looking neither to the left, nor to the right, when suddenly... SURPRISE TODGER!
Tell us just how un-erotic unexpected encounters with nudey people can be.
(suggested by wanderingjoe)
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 13:32)
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Lovely Jubblies!!
When I was 18 I worked in an Office for a well known Banking Group. At School i wasnt the best looking lad, i've been 6'3 since I was 13 and weighed about 10 stone, so it's safe to say the nearest I got to a shag was when the School bike said she's suck me off and let me shag her for a box of matches, no joke! I couldnt get a boner though : (.
Anyway, I bulked up a fair bit when I turned 18 and started finally getting female attention. Working in an office you are surrounded by WOMEN. Young temps and late 20's who are trying to claw their way back to the good days (thats my stage at the mo). One late 20's in my offce named Becky, she was fit as! Lovely 34E tits and an arse to die for. We use to flirt all the time together, she was married and i didnt think it would go further.
One staff night out we ended up at a house party, Becky disapeared off up stairs and text me asking to come up. I got up stairs and found a dark bedroom with her in bed, so I took my trousers off with a massive boner and climbed into bed too. At the time I thought I couldnt believe my luck, until I heard a blokes voice saying "err, fuckin hell!" It wasnt becky, it was the 14 year old son of the the bloke who's party it was! I'd gone into the wrong room! I jumped out of bed with my face as red as my boner, and left the room with my trousers in one hand and my pants in the other.
I found Becky in another room, she didnt want a shag she was pissed out of her face and needed a bucket to be sick in. I never did shag her...gutted!
( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)
When I was 18 I worked in an Office for a well known Banking Group. At School i wasnt the best looking lad, i've been 6'3 since I was 13 and weighed about 10 stone, so it's safe to say the nearest I got to a shag was when the School bike said she's suck me off and let me shag her for a box of matches, no joke! I couldnt get a boner though : (.
Anyway, I bulked up a fair bit when I turned 18 and started finally getting female attention. Working in an office you are surrounded by WOMEN. Young temps and late 20's who are trying to claw their way back to the good days (thats my stage at the mo). One late 20's in my offce named Becky, she was fit as! Lovely 34E tits and an arse to die for. We use to flirt all the time together, she was married and i didnt think it would go further.
One staff night out we ended up at a house party, Becky disapeared off up stairs and text me asking to come up. I got up stairs and found a dark bedroom with her in bed, so I took my trousers off with a massive boner and climbed into bed too. At the time I thought I couldnt believe my luck, until I heard a blokes voice saying "err, fuckin hell!" It wasnt becky, it was the 14 year old son of the the bloke who's party it was! I'd gone into the wrong room! I jumped out of bed with my face as red as my boner, and left the room with my trousers in one hand and my pants in the other.
I found Becky in another room, she didnt want a shag she was pissed out of her face and needed a bucket to be sick in. I never did shag her...gutted!
( , Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)
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