One over the Door-man
A few years ago whilst I was in the Police, my beat area was a well known hot spot for ladies of the night, whores basically. One evening whilst on patrol I came accross a blue MG sport, the poor mans Impreza with the windows slightly steaming up.

In the passenger seat was a well known hooker, in her late 40's with a bloke no older than 25 getting sucked off, who looked strangley familiar. The usual bullshit was conversed, "i didnt know she was a whore, I was just giving her a lift!". I never arrested the punters, the fear that the wife/girlfriend may find out was always enough. I never saw the same one twice.

About a month or two later I went out with the lads and we were turned away from a night club, there were 30 of us. Just as we were about to leave I saw the same bloke getting his dick sucked by the Granny crack head on the doors. I walked over to him and said "you drive a blue MG, dont you?" He didnt recognise me for a split second, but then it hit. Two mins later we were all in the VIP bar!

Even funnier about 4 months later, he moved in accross the road from me! Sad though because he was married with two kids. Still it was a cracking night
(rambosilk Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:13, Reply)