A peedy-coprophiliac's wet dream in the woods
One crisp autumn day last year I was walking my dogs towards a car park where, unknown to me, some travellers' caravans had been all night.

I rounded a bend and saw two girls of about 12, doing something or other on the path. This was term-time so no kids should've been about, so I thought, hmm, wonder what they're up to...

Then I noticed that both girls had their pants down, and I saw them suddenly squat down with their backs to me and crap on the path.

I skidded to a halt, grabbed both dogs' collars and spun round, heading back a little more quickly than we'd arrived. Yuk.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, 1 reply)

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(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, closed)