A few people have already referenced Ghost Busters in their posts,
and I have to admit to the fact that when I was a little boy, I got one of my first ever pecker-stiffys while watching the scene with the scary lady ghost who unzips Ray's sleeping bag.

So, I'm turned on by the idea of fucking the dead, or Dan Ackroyd. Either way I'm screwed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:12, 9 replies)

Don't feel bad
I used to get a nob curl at that bit in Star Trek 4 where the little fucking bugs crawl into that blokes ear.

Years later, after foolishly telling some friends that, I tried to rationalise it by pointing out how much an ear looks like a gaping vagina. They were having none of it.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:17, closed)

Actually
that was Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan. Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home, was crap. They had to travel back in time to get a sperm whale (arf) in order to stop a satellite destroying earth.

*takes of nerd hat*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:19, closed)

My mistake
I'm shit with the Star Trek films. I think I've got a good reason for blocking them out though.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:21, closed)

*horns after al's nerdiness*


*cleans up puddle*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:22, closed)

Or worse,
fucking a dead Dan Akroyd.

*barfs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:25, closed)

Not to mention
the goat fucking. Sexual deviant.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:29, closed)

Goats? Ghosts?
Bert Sexmonkey - Dyslexic Sexual Deviant.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 15:38, closed)

It's Dana that got me going!!!
I always got the horn at the scene with Dana dressed up in the red dress and trying to seduce Peter! I mean, seriously it wouldn't fucking go down!!

Problem was.... I was about 12, and naive enough to not fully understand the term "erection" - this lead to constantly thinking it meant I needed to go to the toilet... I never got through a viewing of Ghostbusters without popping to the bog when he knocks on that door!!!

Still gives me the horn now... *runs off to pop the DVD in*
(The Funky Monkey played with his banana on, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 17:57, closed)

*pop the DVD in*
I haven't heard it called that before....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:43, closed)