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chthonic, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 10:03)
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In the Boat House in CambridgeI was going through a phase of lighting my farts.
Normally the pressure in my lower abdomen if lit when expelled would produce a satisfying POP and a small but amusing little flame.
On this occasion the feeling in my colon was gargantuan. I pushed it and struck my zippo into life.
My noxious release was lit, and I was rewarded with a sheet of blue flame which licked over the edge of the chair on which I sat and poured down onto the floor.
All eyes in the bar were suddenly on me. Explain that then, how was one guy lighting his farts in public so bloody interesting????
(, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:27, Reply)
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