^because
there are people out there who are shallow and stupid enough to believe that he's a real musician (not a whiny-voiced oxygen thief with a knowledge of chapters 1 to 3 of "play as you learn guitar"). They also watch reality TV and soap operas.

The real mystery is: where the hell do these gullible fools come from? Are they born stupid, or bred in special government labs, destined to be turned into drone workers of the lowest possible mental capacity? Or were they created by a higher power, hell-bent on breeding out intelligent life on earth?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 11:08, Reply)