The thing is...
I just *pay attention*. I'm always the one to see people shagging in the bushes, always the one to notice the piles of vomit, always the one chased by odd people because I gave them a bit too much of a knowing look.

Shit happens, some of it is weird. I could also talk at great length and in an entertaining fashion about the frankly remarkable things my dogs have done; it doesn't make me a liar.

"Hey, welcome to B3ta, we'll drive you away before you even begin!"
(TheSnark oh, c'mon, like you didn't see me coming, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 14:45, Reply)