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One time, whilst in the falcon with the dudes, I felt an overwhelming disturbance in the force, like millions of voices had cried out and had suddenly been silenced, I felt something terrible had happened.

I said "what the f*ck was aaw that???"

turned out the burds (Leia) planet had been demolished to make way for a new interplanetary highway by the vogons. She stood up, her mini skirt hiking up over her arse, lit a fag, drank some cider and stormed off doon the back of the ship. That was pretty unexplained. Dinnae mess wie that force by the way, it'll f*ck u right up!

I'd crapped my pants due to my forgetfulness at not putting on my old man diaper before leaving twatoinne and Luke just wasnt up for getting an funky with me at all despite my constant advances :(

the wee sh*te

(sorry...been at work all day...kinda delirious and I've been boozing in London all weekend, so am hungower tae buggery)
(scotsbloke, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:40, Reply)