Do I possess a toilet or does the toilet possess me?
Every time I sit on my favourite bog in the house, I 'mysteriously' become possessed by the spirit of a wheelchair user from the knees down. He's not always there, so if I do a quick wee it doesn't get me.

I think it's a bigoted illiterate spirit too. If I ever enjoy a private read, it takes my legs leaving me hobbling around like a cripple for 10 mins after I flush & wash.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 17:04, Reply)