I know this is off topic
but for some reason your story has reminded me of this. My mate knows a man called Michael Jackson. He was once stopped by police and had a hell of a time convincing them that it was genuinely his name :P I always go into fits whenever my mate mentions him.... "Michael Jackson's got one of those cars" pointing at my Dad's Berlingo :P

He doesn't have any monkeys to my knowledge though.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 8 Jul 2008, 2:49, Reply)