Stoke vs keele...
Keele tended to house the brighter end of the spectrum, whereas Stoke harboured the lower end of the scale generally - they used to do a module on David Beckham for fucks sake. I ended up there as I screwed up my a-levels and they did a 4 year biology degree where they gave you an HND after two years.

But if you wanted to survive, you avoided keele as it had the highest suicide rate of all uk universities
(animal252 last activated his kitten hammer on, Wed 9 Jul 2008, 19:12, Reply)