I had an unwanted house guest.
I live in a very new flat, and wasn't really expecting anything out of the ordinary, or unusual when I moved in.
Not long afterwards though, I kept finding my things had been moved around, there was a slimy, ectoplasmic goo on my crockery and glasses, the volume on my TV would be left on extremely loud, CDs would go missing, and I kept finding dirty washing hidden under my furniture.

It was my own fault, I should never have let my little teenage brother live with me, and mooch off me for so long (the ectoplasmic goo was the sweat and grease from his palms after not washing for weeks at a time).

I got my own back by wiping my cock on his tea cup every morning, charging into his room in the middle of the night wielding a knife, and jumping out at him from cupboards in the dark, having blacked up my face like Al Jolson.

However, the unexplained part? He's 6'2", lankier than a streak of piss, ginger, lazy, feckless, useless and jobless...

...but he has a GIRLFIREND.

*shudders*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 14:28, Reply)