Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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yeah I read the Bibleand it turned out to be useful. My medieval tutor was extremely impressed that I could quote it to back up texts.
Tristram Shandy was a bit rubbish. I did manage to slog through Ulysses though. Utter waste of time, most self-indulgent tripe ever.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:56,
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Except the aforementioned Bible, of course.(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:02, closed)
not reallyI'd say the Bible was a lot more useful than Ulysses
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:19,
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Naah.Ulysses is heavier and thicker, so it comes out on top in all the major literary criteria - paperweight usage, burglar stunning and firelighter material.
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I don't know what version you're readingwhere the Bible is smaller than Ulysses
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:33,
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"The Children's Illustrative Happy Fun Time Jesus Book""featuring Kawaii Jesus and Big Ol' Jehovah!"
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