Starting something you couldn't finishFinnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Pleasing football fansI was walking home last night in Edinburgh when I bumped into an England fan, drunkenly revelling in the joys of their recent victory.
'Come on England!' - he shouted alcoholically into my face.
I've been trying ever since, but so far I've only managed to cover a small paving slab, and its costing me a fortune in petrol to get down there...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:49, Reply)
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