Not finishing? Not even starting...
There are many things I have left unfinished (books, drawings, household DIY and even hobbies - i have half a jumper somewhere that I started knitting for my son but seeing as I started it when he was 8 and he is now 15 now, I can probably be forgiven for not finishing that one). My problem now is that, never mind about finishing things, I am not even able to start things in the first place. I registered while ago but despite having thousands of stories of failure, shame, incompetence and the rest I have only now got round to posting (cue obligatory 'first post!'). I have even created beautiful and lavish images for the image challenges only to forget to post them or go to post and realise either a) I haven't registered or b) the challenge closed three weeks before. Dammit.
It's not that I'm forgetful (although I am) it's just that I don't seem to have the time. Days, weeks slip by and I hardly notice (it is June 2010, isn't it?). How you all manage to find the time to write this stuff and do all these photoshop specials amazes me.

I wish i worked where you all do but sadly I am freelance (graphic designer) so am everyones bitch - 12 hours a day of "!!!TOP URGENT!!! need artwork back in the next 15 nanoseconds etc..." so no time for fun and frivolity with you guys. I will try harder...and try harder to be funny as i just realised that this isn't very funny.

I have bit more time before 'weekend housewife' mode kicks in so if something better than this hits me, you will be the first to know.
I thank you.

Length? about 3ft longer than a first post should be, wouldn't you say?
(faghag, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 7:36, 2 replies)

In my opinion, most people who try to be funny fall flat on thier arse on this forum,
look at half of my posts, I've been a borderline noob for years :p

Just be yourself, you may be surprised :)

NOW GET THAT DESIGN IN PRONTO!
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 8:55, closed)

Fair enough ...
note to self - post when completely lashed - then i am hilarious! Well, at least i think so - and if i am lucky, those present who are significantly more lashed than I.

I had a crackingly good shopped Morrisey/Gladiator (called Gladioli for a movie poster challenge...i suppose you had to be there...) but that ship sailed a good 3 weeks before i got around to posting...
(faghag, Sun 27 Jun 2010, 10:48, closed)