Recumbent racer frame
I had a major operation and could not ride my mountain bike for bloody ages, at least two years. So I decided to design and build a recumbent racer bike. If you are not familiar with the idea, it is a bike that you have a sun lounger instead of a saddle and just sort of lay on it and pedal like a bitch. Great idea.

The frame is together and the wheels are on. I just can't be arsed to finish it because I got a bit wrong and have to cut it off and re-weld it. Also I got better and can ride my mountain bike again now, but discovered high performance motorcycles instead. You still need to be fit, but in a different way. I do miss riding my £2000 mountain bike occasionally, usually when I walk passed it on a cool sunny day after having had an amazing motorbike ride.

Length: about six feet of steel tubing and welding rods!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:35, 4 replies)

What would be great would be a way to strap my mountain bike to the back of my motorbike, so that I could ride somewhere and then go riding, then ride home, thus combining the two activities.

Ideally it would also act as a kind of stabiliser during wheelies. I am convinced this can be done.
(potato123, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 14:55, closed)

Tangential, I know
...but I once saw this porno where these novice nuns drill holes in their bike saddles then place dildos just beneath them, cunningly connected to the moving parts so that they rise and fall in concert with their pedalling. The nuns' long habits hang down sufficiently to conceal their mischief from Mother Superior, who is amusingly gratified by how much the girls are enjoying their healthy excursion and how eager they are to race to the head of the field!

Filthy slut-nuns.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:41, closed)

Hmm
want some filthy slutty nuns!

Don't need a dildo seat though. Got me a Suzuki V Twin sports bike, at certain engine speeds it builds up a rather nice resonance... Bliss.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 19:27, closed)

That is SO unfair
Why can't I get off on a motorbike? Or is there a way for a chap to do it, too?
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:43, closed)