I discovered, having just done a series of very loud farts
followed by a bit of a post heavy night splatter crap, that the air conditioning vent above one of the cubicles is directly connected to one of the meeting rooms used by the 'big boss' at work. Having emptied my load and let out a groan of relief, I realised that I could hear every word being said in that room, and could even recognise the individual voices. I just really hope that I don't make distinctive pooing noises as they would probably have heard everything!!
( more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 28 Jun 2010, 22:48, Reply)