The problem with anal is 'cos it's considered at the mo like wanking used to be, many do it but nobody ever admits to it or tells you how,
consequently most everyone gets it wrong the first time.

Look up enema bulbs, prostate stimulation, invest in some damn good lube and some latex gloves and have a go at spicing up your wank sessions with a lubed finger on your prostate and no fear of da poopy, you cannot relax and attempt to take in if you're constantly fearful of something plopping out. Oh and for a first timer, a totally smooth and tiny dildo is a must.

Also worth remembering the first time you enjoy being 'pegged' your wife will A: fucking hate it and B: have to take it, surely worth another try?

Yours: Aunty WiL.
( ..wil, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 8:52, 1 reply)

Thanks for the tips, WiL
We did do our research and prep before-hand but at best it was an intense pleasure-pain thing that I could never see myself getting used to. It really, really hurts to begin with as well.

I think it's just her twisted way of getting out of bum-sex. However! Now that I know I can just get her a brand new anus for the price of a second-hand Focus, perhaps she will rethink her foolishness.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:32, closed)

I just pressed 'I like this' by accident so my b3ta friends are in for an interesting read...
well if it really, really hurts, you're doin it wrong someplace, but then again if ya don't really want it, it just will, I guess, kinda like tryin to get a smoker to quit when they don't wanna, doomed to failure no matter how much nicotine gum you throw at them!

Ah well, you can always go bi n get it from a man of experience! Go on tell her that, I dare ya! ;)
( ..wil, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:30, closed)