I wouldn't have had that curry
But, if I was in your situation I would have gone to the toilet before going running.

If even after doing it you still need to go again, I'd have gone to a pub or cafe, pay for something to drink, and use the toilet there.

If there weren't any toilets around at all, I'd have cleaned myself with leaves or something like that, and then come back with a plastic bag and pick the poo and put it in the bin.

But then, I'm a lady, and I don't poo.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:25, 1 reply)

I think we can say with some certainty that you're a better person than me
but this is hardly news
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:27, closed)

Hahaha!
I don't think so. I spent 1h this morning talking bad about my soon to be ex-boss with a colleage.

It's funny having this conversation in 2 places at the same time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:28, closed)