
Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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*Clicks*
A mate of mine was afflicted with runner's farts halfway through a three mile run.
*step-step-step-parrrp!-step-parrrrrrrrrrrp!-squelch-step*
He said it was a lot like sitting on a marble.
He covered the last mile and a half in under ten minutes thirty.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:33, 1 reply)

I might take a marble with me next time
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:37, closed)
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