It must be the time of year for it
I was getting something out of the fridge at the weekend and looked out of the kitchen window to see some chav boy squeezing one out on the path across the road - in broad daylight.

He saw me looking as well but didn't even look embarrassed.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:37, 2 replies)

I was out on my bike a couple of years back...
...cycling along a canal towpath. I rounded a corner to find a chav squatting by the side of the trail, Kappa traccies around his knees.

He even bade me "morning" as I cycled past.

The worst bit? He was less than two hundred yards from some public toilets.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:45, closed)

this has reminded me
at Sonisphere festival last year, I was sat in my tent enjoying a reefer late at night when I heard the following:

Chap 1 (obviously just sauntering through the campsite, stumbles across Chap 2): "Alright? woah! having a shit there are we?"
Chap 2: "that's right"
Chap 1: "ok then" (pauses for a long while then "see ya" (wanders off)
Chap 2 finishes up and returns to his mates who say "I can't believe you just took a shit over there"
Chap 2: "I can't believe that guy shone his torch at me for so long"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:46, closed)

You should have saved that for a full QOTW answer mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 9:49, closed)

it's alright, no one will read your post and hence the replies anyway
you colossal helmet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:03, closed)

You're going to look bloody silly
if next week's QOTW is Festivals and EVERYONE reads this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:09, closed)

festivals wasn't long enough ago for them to repeat it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:11, closed)