
Finnbar says: I used to know a guy who tattooed LOVE across his left knuckles, but didn't tattoo HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and realised he couldn't finish. Ever run out of skills or inspiration halfway through a job?
( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 13:32)
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Some 17yrs ago, I was wandering round the monkey house when I spotted a monkey rolling his cock in his hands, like you'd roll a cigar. I thought that's a bit obscene, then within seconds he came all over his hands and proceeded to lick it all off.
Nice!
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:53, 1 reply)

I was just munching on a lovely tuna sandwich...
bleargh
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:26, closed)
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