literal dogging
many years ago, a local lad who's a total scumbag started telling people his cousin had sucked off his dog in the back of a van. at first, nobody believed this. she may have been a bit odd and easily manipulated, but that seemed a bit much even for her.
that is, until a lad pulled her up about it in the park, saying he had been there and seen her do it. supposedly she admitted to it and begged him never to tell anyone about it.
of course, within an hour, the whole village knew.
still not sure how true it is, but she was known for giving a german shepherd a blowjob for the rest of her life
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 17:09, 9 replies)

Two days, ahaha it's funny because suicide.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 21 Jan 2017, 23:50, closed)

nope, about 12 years
hitting the central reservation at 60mph can be a bit lethal
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Jan 2017, 17:09, closed)

How do you know so many broken people?
Were you written by the team who do Eastenders?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 13:24, closed)

our house got demolished when i was a teenager
and we got shunted to the outskirts of liverpool. this particular area is so close-knit it's partially inbred, which is why we don't date locals
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 23 Jan 2017, 15:41, closed)

A-HAH!
You were written by the team who did Brookside!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 26 Jan 2017, 19:26, closed)

brookside is classy compared to this

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 27 Jan 2017, 16:40, closed)

Brookside The Diddymen
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 Feb 2017, 18:23, closed)

5"3 isn't diddy

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2017, 15:49, closed)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF JEFF!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 10 Feb 2017, 18:24, closed)