Utterly DrunkNow is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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Time and RelativityWalking through sunny Bognor one morning, a pile of rags in a corner resolved itself into a shambling, hunched man with eyes like festering sores on a badger's arse.
He addressed us, and made an enquiry as to when the pub on the corner might open. About 11 o'clock, we told him.
"Right. And how long is that?" he asked.
"Er, about 20 minutes."
His face dropped, crestfallen. "Oh, that's a long time!" he groaned, as if 20 minutes of sobriety was a burden of soul-crippling magnitude.
(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 12:11, 2 replies)
"a pile of rags in a corner resolved itself into a shambling, hunched man with eyes like festering sores on a badger's arse"Nice. Click!
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 2:25, closed)
Sometimes20 minutes is a cruel and inhuman amount of time to ask a chap to wait for a snifter.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2013, 12:13, closed)
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