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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

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You've not had a heavy session until
You wake up in your student room with your head and torso in bed, but you're kneeling on the floor. The lino floor is awash with some kind of liquid (OMG, please let it not be urine) and broken glass. There is sick spatter around the basin.

And the cleaner is coming to empty your bin in 5 minutes jail.

But you are, surprisingly, alive.
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