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Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?

Thanks to Battered for the suggestion

(, Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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This one goes out to janet aylia
My Mate Mike

I like a drink I like to think
I drink because I like to drink
I think a drink is what I like
I like to drink with my mate Mike

Mike likes a drink does my mate Mike
He also likes his motorbike
And his lady - little minx!
But he can't ride either when he drinks

We like to get up to high jinks
Like imitating Jar-Jar Binks
Or Father Jack or Private Pike
Oh, my word! What are we like?

We are so very much alike
Me and my old mucker Mike
But only when, I sometimes think
Both of us are worse for drink

[Copyright Murray Lachlan Young]
(, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 17:51, Reply)

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