Utterly Drunk
Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
( , Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
Now is your chance to warn others of the dangers of drinking to excess. On the other hand, what hilarious japes did you get up to while shitfaced?
Thanks to Battered for the suggestion
( , Thu 14 Feb 2013, 11:55)
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What a coincidence...
Last saturday I saw PAIN play in Derby...sort of. I'd seen them support Nightwish last november, and saw that they were playing at the Hairy dog. Tonight was finally the night!
I'm not much of a drinker, but I've been able to handle it for the past 5 years. So I thought a pint of Old rosie would be OK, then another, then a third...
So that's how I missed PAIN. Hurling up in the bog and trying not to fall off the floor. What a colossal twat I am.
( , Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:07, 3 replies)
Last saturday I saw PAIN play in Derby...sort of. I'd seen them support Nightwish last november, and saw that they were playing at the Hairy dog. Tonight was finally the night!
I'm not much of a drinker, but I've been able to handle it for the past 5 years. So I thought a pint of Old rosie would be OK, then another, then a third...
So that's how I missed PAIN. Hurling up in the bog and trying not to fall off the floor. What a colossal twat I am.
( , Mon 18 Feb 2013, 23:07, 3 replies)
Old Rosie could poison a fucking horse.
I know an old guy who will happily drink 6 or 7 pints of the viscous goo at the bottom of the box of Old Rosie before 6 in the evening, and he'll be at work at 7am the next morning and back in the pub at 1pm.
He reckons he gets through 2 or 3 microwaves a year, either by getting pissed and microwaving foil, getting pissed and setting them to run for ridiculous lengths of time, or, in one case, getting pissed and dropping it.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:52, closed)
I know an old guy who will happily drink 6 or 7 pints of the viscous goo at the bottom of the box of Old Rosie before 6 in the evening, and he'll be at work at 7am the next morning and back in the pub at 1pm.
He reckons he gets through 2 or 3 microwaves a year, either by getting pissed and microwaving foil, getting pissed and setting them to run for ridiculous lengths of time, or, in one case, getting pissed and dropping it.
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 0:52, closed)
old rosie = cracking tipple*
*two pints max before moving on to something less mental
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19, closed)
*two pints max before moving on to something less mental
( , Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19, closed)
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